Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this – I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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Roy Kronk walks in the woods with a little girl. The little girl says she’s scared. Then Roy says, “how do you think I feel, I got to walk out of here alone.”
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The economy is so bad that:CEO's are now playing miniature golf.